RSVPed.

Here at the NB, we occasionally like to help. So, let us help to add to this city girl's "worldwide humiliation."

Also, let us suggest that after potentially being laughed out of Europe, we know the perfect place for this girl to find employment. It's on an island called Manhattan, and such organizational skills, attention to detail and, most especially, tone are appropriate for any associate position at any magazine, cable network, PR agency, casting agency, modeling agency or boutique coffee shop there.