Go away, you.

You know who we can't stand? Rachel Bilson. Admittedly, we've never seen her actually in movement, but every single photo of her, whether it be "sexy"...



...or cutesy...



...makes us want to grab that wig of hair off her head, make a Swiffer our of it, go to Adam Brody's house and make out with him all day.

That is all.