All dolled up with no one to mock.

OK, so today was a pretty big bust. Yes, we know. We were about to post this, for Christ's sake. But, we've thought about it for a long time, and we really feel that it's...you know...it's...you know...not us but you. We know you probably hear that all the time, or you think we got it from some movie or TV show, but it's true. You just haven't lived up to our low, low expectations today. We hope you'll do better tomorrow. We feel you will. Don't cry. It'll all be fine. Get some sleep. Go. Now. Shhhh.