Kylie care.

The UK Mirror has very generously set up a place for you to leave Kylie Minogue a get-well message (if you're not aware, Kylie's got breast cancer). Yet, while we admire the Mirror's thoughtfulness, we can't help but think this is a way for the publication to get on the fast track to a Nobel Prize. Hence, we will not be leaving Miss Minogue a message. You may, of course, do as you see fit.

(We did send a fruit basket to Dannii, in case you think we don't care.)