Tyrade.

Well, we were going to give you a semi-full report on the new Tyra Banks Web site, but it takes FIFTEEN YEARS to load. Sorry, Tyra, we don't have the times. So we'll use this space to plead with the general public, including ex-models, to STOP USING FLASH on your Web sites. It's very nice that you can do fancy things with animation and motion and lines, but it is not conducive to the thirty seconds people will spend at your site. Words and pictures are fine. Especially pictures.