Gold star.

After looking at these photos, we'd like to applaud whoever came up with the Hollywood Walk of Fame idea (yes, we KNOW we could actually find out, but we're tired). This sneaky plan involves giving an actor something utterly meaningless, in this case an ugly plaque on a sidewalk, and then holding an unveiling ceremony for the plaque, at which the honored actor gets dressed up and is forced to act like a bigger asshole than he/she would if left to his/her own devices. We feel this brilliant tactic, as the tradition gets older and more familiar, goes unnoticed. Please allow us, then, to take note and commend.