5.24.2005
A little touch of Star quality.
Rumor has it that a be-sequined Star Jones lip-synched to a previously recorded rendition of "I Will Always Love You" on "The View" today. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IF YOU HAVE A COPY OR CAN GET A COPY, PLEASE LET US KNOW!!! Javier Ortega, who is supposedly our Daytime Television intern, did not show up today because of his malaria. Alas, we were blindsided by this information. We have been searching for years for a companion piece to Meredith Vieira's performance of "Cabaret," and this would have been perfect. If Javier doesn't die, he is so fucking fired.
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if you're actually serious, i tape the view every morning and could make you a copy.
Um, YES.
let me know where i can drop off the tape and i'll get it to you asap. watched it last night and BOY was that some bad crap. I'm sure you will enjoy.
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