Perez Hilton unmasked.

Some fantastic user at Datalounge has posted a wonderful photo of Perez Hilton (recently sued by the NY Post for its pagesixsixsix.com site—we feel slightly vindicated for its Shane Klingensmith idea theft now) and some hideous porn star (whose blog is an illustrious example of why people think most gay men are retarded sex addicts who listen to Cher). Maybe if we're really bored one day, we'll talk about our 1.5 years living with Perez. Again, thank you NY Post for letting us know its name. (Yes, we lived with it. No, it wasn't exciting at all. Though we do blame it for 9/11. Oh, and Perez is the one with the encephalitic head.)