Ferglie.

Here's the Black-Eyed Peas's Fergie performing for MTV's Summer on the Strip. Apparently it was "Dress like Mary Ann" day on TRL. And, by the way, we already have a Fergie. She's the Duchess of York. And we call her Fergie because her last name is Ferguson. You, my dear, are not and will never be Fergie in our eyes. You are an imposter. An imposter!