Simone de Boobtube.

Who is this?



Why it's Khrystyne Haje, better only known as Simone from 1980's TV's "Head of the Class." Why is she all dolled up? To celebrate Anne Frank's 75th Birthday, of course! Well, what would have been her 75th birthday if she had just been a leeeeltle quieter. Anyway, anyway, anyway, it's nice to see Simone out and about again. We once shared a table with her at a show in the NYC and we told her how much we loved Simone and "Head of the Class," which is true. She meekly thanked us and said nary another word to us the rest of the night. Our plan worked perfectly.

Oh, and it's "Christine," not "Kysdqrhrgdystine."