America's Next Top Real Estate Agent.

Fantastic NYC real estate blog Curbed is holding its first Broker Boys & Babes Contest. If you've worked with a hot broker, Curbed would like you to send them all the info.

According to Curbed, current broker obsession is top model and Corcoran agent Brad Kroenig.



When we looked at a $3,000,000 place back in April, we did not have Brad Kroenig assisting us. In fact, we'd never heard of this Brad Kroenig before. So, we put intern Fiona to work to find out more about him, and oh did she ever.

Here's Brad in the third gayest picture ever:



Here's our Brads on the cover of L'UOMO and modeling a summery "morning after" look:



Aw. Here's Bradley with his family (click on the pic for the accompanying Brad-licious article. Yes, we said article!). We bet you can pick him out:



Here's an actual OK (read: without hair) photo of li'l Braddy:



And here's one of our Bradford in all his glory (not safe for work, kids!).

Wow! We're dying to know if Karl Lagerfeld comes along when Brad shows you his listing.

Alas, we're not so sure that the responses to this contest are going to be overwhelming. It's seldom that the first thing one wants to do after either paying thousands of dollars to someone who basically has done nothing but lie is promote him or her. Rather, we'd like to suggest to Curbed the "I Didn't Get That Carriage House, You Fucking Bitch" Contest. We will be happy to co-sponsor it and even submit the first tip.