8.09.2005

Teen queen.

You're all fired! This was on last night and nary a warning from any of our reader. Instead, we were busy watching a video, YES, a video of a 2001 Mary Kate and Ashley Wal-Mart fashion show (thank you, Rob Thurman). You can say that it's pretty much the same thing, but Miss Teen USA features 50-odd ABCs (anorexic/bulemic/cocainic), whilst the MK and A fashion show only featured two.

Anyway, Miss Ohio, Allie LaForce, won:



She is not to be confused with HBO's "Cathouse"'s Air Force Amy:



We congratulate Miss Ohio (and Air Force Amy, what the hell), even though we have no idea what her talent was.

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