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The UPN will double up on the September 21 premiere of cycle 5 of "America's Next Top Model." That means you'll have not one, but two hours to figure out just what the hell Twiggy is doing on anything but a milk carton.



In other news, you should watch "Weeds" on Showtime. Yes, we said you should watch something on Showtime. Don't worry, Hal Sparks won't suddenly jump out at you whilst carrying Sharon Gless's Annie wig. Actually, we don't know that. We've only seen the first episode. But that so better not happen.