Teri Hatcher poses biggest threat to Earth's survival.

Teri Hatcher has apparently been given the go-ahead by Hyperion to publish a book of advice entitled Burnt Toast. We have some advice for Hyperion: if you want to see your children again, you'll pretend you've never heard of anyone called Teri Hatcher and drop the project immediately. Once you've done that, we'll contact you again with further advice. Click. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.