Edicion Cinco de Mayo: Mexi-wife.

Devoted men, if you'd like a mail-order bride, and you don't want to wait for one to arrive from Thailand or India (because, let's face it, that can take over a week), why not visit Latin American Cupid? Yes, they thinly, very thinly, make it seem like a dating service, but please do not be fooled. You can have a fiery, sassy, spicy Latin bride all for yourself just by clicking on a pic! And we hear from our friends in LA that they're GREAT at cleaning. So, go ahead and pick one up for yourself today, right? It's supra-easy! Just keep your filthy hands off Yoscelina. It says she doesn't mind doing tall windows, so we put in a bid.