Golden oldies.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Ms. Senior Sweetheart Pageant. (Yes, that's pretty much the state of things right now. The NB staff insists on taking spring Fridays, so we're working with the bare minimum. And thank you for your letters of condolence and flowers regarding today's earlier homemade grenade attack. We're doing much better, and we're happy to report that Imad Husam al Din has been taken off the streets and will not pose a threat to anyone again.)