2.24.2005

Captain Jack Osbourne.

The UK Sun is reporting that Jack Osbourne, son of Sharon and Ozzy, had $382,000 worth of gems stolen from his suitcase on a flight from LA to London. Perhaps the person from whom Jack stole them stole them back. In any case, we were intrigued by the story...



...for about 2 seconds before this popped up to take the graphic's place...



Obviously, this took precedence, and we discovered our boobs are Maraschino cherries. Well, one is. The other we lost to cancer. Donations can be made to the tsunami victims.

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