American Idol: The Magazine: The Web Site.

So we found the Web site for American Idol: The Magazine, which was a little exciting because we're dying to read Diana Degarmo's Dediary. However, the site is utterly useless. There's only a sneak peek of an interview with someone called Ryan Seacrest, some subscriber nonsense and a place called "The Blog," for which we had to register (for fuck's sake) to gain access. After wasting one minute of our obviously valuable time, "The Blog" didn't even work, leaving us nowhere to post entries about Clay fisting Ruben while Fantasia does the Bobo.