This is it, this is it.

We have just been alerted to the upcoming One Day at a Time reunion special, about which we almost completely lost our shit. Of course, as most of America fell in love with Valerie Bertinelli, we always swooned over the drugulous Mackenzie Phillips. Chalk it up our uncanny ability to associate with the most damaged people. When they yanked her from the show, we wanted to get Schneider to kick some serious ass.