But they like use the word "Private."

This week's US Weekly runs Britney Spears's "Private Honeymoon Album" as its cover.



Of course, Britney's pissed because the resort promised her "absolute privacy and seclusion." "Other magazines, including the Star, contacted us when presented with these photographs and refused to publish them," Spears said. The moral of the story then, friends, is that the only person stupider than Britney Spears is Bonnie Fuller.