Ol' traches.

Yes, "American Idol" is totally a snoozefest. Of course that doesn't prevent us from treating it like crack. Anthony Federov, pictured below, is being called this year's Clay Aiken and a "hot nerd." Whatever you think, his attraction to the old NB is that everytime he sings, isn't there a chance that his voice will, like, totally just stop working? Certainly it's not good to be belting high Gs with a tracheotomy in your past. Right? Something horrifying will happen, right? We're not just watching this in vain?