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Here's a link to the FBI's Freedom of Information Privacy Act reading room. Once there, you can read declassified documents on your favorite serial killers, like Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gacy; your favorite unusual phenomena, like Roswell and cattle mutilation; and even dirt on your favorite celebrities, like Bertolt Brecht, Talulah Bankhead and Sonny Bono. The docs are in PDF form, however, so if you see anything interesting, let us know—our tax money apparently isn't going to turning this info into easy-to-read HTML.