Worst sex ever.

FemaleFirst is reporting on a survey conducted by Empire magazine to determine the top ten least raunchy sex scenes in movie history. The winner was Kyle Maclachlan and Elizabeth Hurley's pooltime rendezvous in "Showgirls," which we thought was actually pretty raunchy, just in a hilarious way. Also guilty were Keanu Reeves, Jeremy Irons, Joan Collins, J-Lo and, of course, the woman guilty of every acting offense known to civilized man, Madonna Louise Cher Ciccone Zeta Jones Reynolds.