It's a small wall, after all.

According to Variety.com, a new Disney theme park opened today in Hong Kong amid controversy surrounding health and hygiene issues. What health and hygiene issues? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.

Oh, wait, ABC News, which does not require a ridiculous subscription to read, covers the story, too . You will know. Oh, wait, ABC is owned by Disney. YOU'LL STILL NEVER KNOW.

Oh, wait, The UK Telegraph has the story. Oh, wait, shark fin soup? Stray dogs? Sweat shop labor? We give up.