I turn to you, and then I turn away and talk shit behind your back.

Sporty Spice maybe should be called bad sport-y Spice. She's pissed at the other former members of her group for giving her a bad name due to the fact that their solo careers have all flopped. Sporty, who once played to sold-out crowds at Wembley, last week played to 80 people at an Australian mall. The UK Mirror reported her as saying, "Things are quite tough for me at the moment, but people are more open-minded in the rest of the world, so that's where I'm spending my time - where people appreciate me." Yes, 80 of them. Mwah ha ha ha.