Robert De Nostradamus.

This Contact Music blurb about Robert De Niro predicting the September 11 attacks is not only hilarious because it claims that Robert De Niro predicted the September 11 attacks, but because it ends with this utter gem:

The RAGING BULL actor is now ready to direct and star in the film, which also features MATT DAMON and ANGELINA JOLIE, but removed the terrorist plot after his premonition came true.

Golin complains, "It was a sad miss. If that story had gotten made prior to 9/11, Bob would be looked upon as even more of a genius.

"But he went for the safety of history."

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