Zis is a French Stewart.

Zap2it.com reports that French Stewart has been hired to star in a sitcom pilot on the WB and opposite Jane Leeves. Our favorite part of the article? That's easy. Stewart will play the main character's best friend who, according to The Hollywood Reporter, is a flamboyant metrosexual. Other credits for Stewart include "Inspector Gadget 2" and "Love Stinks." Not every actor in pilot season can be as big a star as French Stewart, though. Shows need to cast up-and-coming talent, the French Stewarts of tomorrow.

Dear whomever wrote this article. Please marry us. We love you.