Whore It like Beckham.

Here are some more pictures of Posh and Becks celebrating Posh's 31st (really?) birthday on April 18 in Paris. We post these just so you can have a look at her completely insane outfit from all different angles. Jesus Christ, Posh. You were our favorite Spice Girl. Come on. His outfit's pretty terrible, too, but at least it doesn't look like lingerie bought from a Jersey City dollar store. Girl, aren't you cold?