Alan Cumming vewy sweepy now.

From darling popbitch:

    A popbitch reader had sex with actor Alan
   Cumming in New York last year. Alan was
   described as "remarkably quiet" during
   sex, but immediately after sat on the
   end of the bed, and adopted what was
   described as a "tragic-little-boy-lost
   look', making demands in a very faint
   voice. Like "Alan wants water now" and
   "Alan wants chips now".