Former "American Idol" contestant and criminal (god, we're so sick of writing that) Trenyce (née Lashundra Cobbins. Fo' reals) apparently produced/is taking part in/was interviewed for/imagined some kind of backstage "American Idol" scandal that ABC has made into a special it will air in May. We think. We're not sure. You can read Trenyce's letter and try to figure it out. If you dare.