Fallen idol.

Special Scott got the boot on last night's "American Idol." We'd be terribly mad at you, America, except now we don't have to watch the show anymore. Who won? We did.



On the "Top Model" front, this...



...was sent home. Finally. You can go into any mall in America and find that. Now we're left with shape-shifting-hair Naima, Kahlen (who maybe isn't as retarded as we thought?), drunk Brittany and the fatty. Our money has always been on Naima, but Kahlen could pull it off. Sorry, but Keenyah, besides being ENORMOUS, isn't very attractive. Bring back Tiff, please.