When Patrick Dempsey comes to Tyler, Texas, it gets so bananas that Target employee K'lyah Phillips can't even speak with correct spelling...
"Oh, there all like, 'There's Patrick Dempsey. There's Patrick Dempsey."
...and the hands holding the cell phones start shaking!
Oh, sweet, sweet Dr. McDreamys, look what you've done. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!