Michael Douglas, how could you slam a love so exquisite and enchanting as Pitt-Jolie love? A love like this does not come along every day. Surely this love must be held in highest esteem and nurtured by those around it. Michael Douglas, please respect Pitt-Jolie love as such a love demands to be respected.
Oh, and "once treated for sex addiction"? Bah ha ha ha ha.