Are! You! Ready!

A Perdue University film expert (hilarious) has declared America ready for 9/11 films, to which we say HELLS YES! As we stood on Sixth Avenue on September 11, 2001 and watched the north tower burn, all we could think about was how much better it would be with a bucket of popcorn and O.J. Simpson. The film expert (or "fexpert") had nothing to say about Katrina films, but, since the government doesn't want you seeing pictures of the dead and decomposing bodies (here they are—they are graphic, but we don't believe in censorship), we're guessing it may take a little longer to get those produced. And, seriously, how many black people run anything in Hollywood? If the hurricane had hit Boca Raton, we'd have three movies already. And we can say that because we are Jewish. And black.