Diamond in the rough.

Onetime NB supervisor Tim writes to tell us about this important 2006 project: it's a film called The Night of the White Pants. No, it's not notable because Nick Stahl plays guitar in it or because it has the worst title of anything ever—it deserves a post because the woman playing the sure-to-be-pivotal role of Aunt Lolly is none other than...

Cousin Geri!

That's right... Geri Jewell of "The Facts of Life" and more recently "Deadwood" fame is hitting the silver screen next year. AND, she's co-starring with none other than Janine Turner, charming Maggie of "Northern Exposure" fame and evil Republican of real life. This is very exciting news, and we can't wait to illegally download the film and fast-forward to Ms. Jewell's Aunt Lolly scenes. For those of you who can't wait for a Jewell fix, why not stop by the Diversity Shop and order Cousin Geri's motivational concert, "Same Walk, Different Streets"? It's only $69. $69??? We just did a cousin spit-take.