We're gonna need a bigger pulpit.

And so it was that the enormous Jesus freak was sent packing last night but not before asking Jesus to bless us one last time for good measure. Thanx, 'disa!



Word has it that Mandisa will be the new pastor at the Ruben Studdard Home for Wayward Contest "Winners," which we think is just darling. Just darling. Goodbye, Mandisa. We wish you the bes...wait...um...who are we talking about?

Oh! Right! Tyra! Girl, we have to give you America's Next Top Props® for two things:

1.) The fantastic display of your acting abilities. Kudos for drawing on your days as a bulemic to display "passing out" for the girls. We thought Furonda was going to cut you with a shiv afterwards, but you quickly shifted into "apologetic caring" and somehow made the whole incident Mollie Sue's fault (see 2).

2.) Your realization that attractiveness and ability have nothing to do with intriguing reality television and sent cute-as-a-button Mollie Sue home instead of beastly Jade. Nice work! No, Jade's no Camille or Tiffany, but she'll do.