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Here's the set list for the upcoming Madonna tour, in case you've shelled out your $524.63:

Future Lovers
Get Together
Like a Virgin
Jump
Live to Tell
Forbidden Love
Isaac
Sorry
Like It Or Not
Sorry (remix)
I Love New York
Let It Will Be
Ray of Light
Drowned World/Substitute for Love
Paradise [Not For Me]
Music
Everybody
Deeper and Deeper
Lucky Star
Hung Up

These will all be performed on bedazzled roller skates on a giant disco moth ice rink in 0 gravity with blow-up Ingrid Sischys and mail order child brides eating sparkle fajitas.