Fantasia on life.

"American Idol"'s season 3 winner and Whitney Houston-in-training Fantasia (née Fantasia Barrino—you don't think we forgot your whole name, girlfriend) is going to be writing her memoirs. Puzzlingly titled Life Is Not a Fairy Tale, the book apparently will chronicle how Barrino went from high-school dropout mom to international singing sensation performer, in case you didn't SEE IT ON TV. If the book clears up just what the hell she was wearing and talking about on this past Wednesday's elimination show, we won't feel completely bad about the trees that will lose their lives for this spectacular sleep aid.