Indian Idol.

Thanks to our friend and loyal readeress, Ginger, we have been made aware of what's sure to be the greatest reality show ever...



And, no, it had nothing to do with a Seminole singing better than a Chickasaw-Cherokee (that would be "Native American Idol." Duh.). "Indian Idol" featured conestants named Abhijeet, Ravindra, Amit and Amit. Abhijeet won, and his debut record, Aapka Abhijeet Sawant, was released yesterday.

Here are some highlights of the "Indian Idol" Web site:

A poll:


We totally are torn between "Romantic" and "James Bond," so we didn't vote.

Tons of photos and videos, though the videos won't work for us, probably because we are slaves to Steve Jobs. This photo makes "American Idol"'s medleys look positively funereal.


And a "Best Hair" contest. And all of this is peppered with phrases like "AAPKA ABHIJEET AAP KE LIYA MOHABBATEIN LUTAYEGA " and "X factor works its jadoo." All we get on "American Idol" is an abusive fatty and Paula Abdul clapping like a fucking retarded seal.

And and and, if you think we mock the "Indian Idol," you have another think coming, friends. Farah Kahn is one of the "Indian Idol" judges, and we knew who she was without having to read her bio. And we have been known to purchase Bollywood films like Jewel Thief and Devdas from Eros Entertainment. We recommend you do the same.

However, if there were "Native American Idol," we'd totally mock it.