4.13.2005

Is that a fat head in your pocket...

During our immense research for Joan Rivers impersonator pictures, we happened upon what we can only describe as the most horrifying party enhancer ever imagined...

Celebrity Fat Heads!

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Now, we grew up in South Florida, which meant during our illustrious 7th-grade year, there weren't enough Saturdays for all the bar mitzvahs we went to. We were subjected to dancing aliens, cocktail-hour game shows, airborne "Hot, Hot, Hot" leis, but never, EVER to something as disturbing as this...

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By the way, that's not Loni Anderson. It's Dolly Parton.

Anyhoot, we perused the list of over 60 heads available, and, when we have our gay wedding in Canada or Vermont or wherever it's legal today, please don't be surprised if you see fat-headed Ed Koch yuckin' it up with fat-headed Larry Hagman over cocktails whilst fat-headed Gorbachev ogles fat-headed Don Johnson.

Oh, in the first picture, is the maid a fat-head celebrity maid? We honestly can't tell.

1 comment:

Michael said...

It actually looks a lot like Sally Struthers...before she got all bloated.