Daniel V. is making us apologize for the last post. He's sitting here asking us how we could promote a site that endorses unsafe sex. Um, it just promotes sex. The unsafe part is up to the sex-participant. In fact, we highly endorse safe sex. All the time. Especially in truck stops.
Kidding, Dan! Geez.
You want what? A Scruncie for your hair? Um, we don't have any. Just use that scotch tape!