Hey, if 500 of you send us a dollar, we can start bidding. And if we win, we promise to totally Santino it up and post the pics. Let's go!
The Terri Schiavo hospital gown has, of course, been removed. Initially we suspected some typical eBay cunt's complaining, but now we're inclined to believe it was Justice Alito's first ruling. Either way, fuck you.