Girl, since u been gone, u hatin' a little. U besta give ups to the people who put you there. Girl.
Speaking of, how good was last night's "American Idol"? Let us tell you: SUH good. The hallway face-/sing-off was stellar, and, of course, the tan girl and mom were two of the best contestants ever, especially since only the daughter auditioned but both of them wound up in the audition room. If you have no idea what we're talking about, we suggest you tune in to "American Idol" tonight at 8. And then "Lost" at 9. Or "Kath and Kim" at 9. Or continue watching "American Idol" at 9. Then watch "Project Runway" at 10. OH, TV, YOU ARE A HARSH, HARSH MISTRESS.