Felicity Huffman! Stay away from me!

Here's the most depressing news ever:

Teri Hatcher, besides the fact that she merely exists, makes anywhere from $38,000 to $285,000 per episode of that show with the ladies. The exact amount is not confirmed because our source doesn't cite any source, but the mere fact that she makes at least a normal yearly salary in a week kind of drives us to come up with fun new methods of suicide. Like the one involving Nescafé and ball bearings.

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