What we don't want. What we really, really don't want.

We were going to come up with something for this story, but then we actually read it (well, the first and last paragraphs), and this bit will suffice:

For millions, a reunion would mean a poptastic trip down memory lane. For others it will be like reliving a nightmare as the Spice Girls once again conquer the world with the noisy revolution that they call Girl Power.