3.02.2006

Finale approach.

How 'bout that "Project Runway" finale? Yeah. How 'bout it. Yeah. Well, it did inspire one idea...

Voiceover: Coming soon—a Bravo original sitcom.
Gay lispy voice: Hello!
Gayer lispy voice: Hello!
Asian voice: Herro!
(Techno vaudeville music in a pentatonic scale begins)
Voiceover: From the makers of "Project Runway" comes... "Two Gays and an Asian"!
(Ends with huge "gong")



Great until the final three had to pick assistants from the pool of eliminees for a totally unfair (read: wonderfully hilarious) last-minute challenge. Daniel picked Nick, which was smart aesthetically and politically. Santino picked Andrae because Daniel picked Nick. And Chloe picked... Diana. Chloe clearly wants to return to the heart of Texas and her den of Asian ladies. Which is fine. We're fatigued of her fatigue. Anyway...

Voiceover: Coming soon—a Bravo original sitcom.
Gay lispy voice: Hello!
Gayer lispy voice: Hello!
Gayerer lipsy voice: Hello!
Nick: Hello!
Asian voice: Herro!
Asianer voice: Herro!
(Techno vaudeville music in a pentatonic scale begins)
Voiceover: From the makers of "Project Runway" comes... "Four Gays and Two Asians"!
(Ends with enormous "gong")



Oh, and kudos to "Lost" for an episode that, despite focusing on annoying Claire and her annoying baby, was as good as the early season two episodes. We can't wait for the next new episode. On March 22.

Seriously. You're killing us. For real.

1 comment:

Ian said...

my joke is KILLING in NB land!!!