When Camerons attack.

We knew Kirk Cameron was a religious fanatic, but we didn't realize crazy bled into his sister. For your enjoyment/horror:

Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort's Way of the Master site. Way of the Master is basically a brainwashing teaching tool to tout devout Christianity as the only way to ensure entrance into heaven. If you visit the site, which we highly don't recommend, be sure to choose the high-speed Flash version, so you don't miss any of the little animated Kirk Camerons asking you if you follow all ten commandments. We had no idea there were even ten!

Here's Candace Cameron Bure's Growing in God site. Yes, she's married, and we had no idea Satan's last name was Bure. The two of them, as you can see, have spawned three horrifying devil imps that basically look like two retarded Jonathan Lipnickis and one retarded Jonathan Lipnicki in drag. You can take a look at Candace's Calendar, which highlights her speaking engagements. And if you're a real glutton, you can order her DVD, The Krew, which is described as...

• Introducing America's first hi-tech super force for safety - The KREW. Four amazing kids join "The Chief" (Candace Cameron Bure), a former CIA operative, to create an extraordinary team dedicated to inspiring good decision making and providing the tools necessary for kids to make smart choices.

Yes, we're DYING to see this but, of course, not willing to spend any money on it, so if you have it, see it, were in it, drop a line, K?