In other surprisingly-non-Tony-Curtis-related-news, here's Phoenix.com's 100 unsexiest men in the world.
¡Oh, wait! According to Tony Curtis's official Web site, he can be reached at 702.736.1767, but apparently you're supposed to ask him about his art if you call. Bleh. We'll give 1,000 NB bucks* to the first person who calls and tells him he singlehandedly ruined Sextette.

*Not good anywhere ever. But don't say a word to Hop Sing Thang or Mandoori. They send the money back to their families in Asia, and they're two of our best interns. Fortunately, they can't read.
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