Some like it caluroso.

According to Quepasa.com, "the queen that never dies" is apparently Selena and not Tony Curtis. How do we know this? Why, we visited Quepasa.com's "Selena" section. It can be found under "Entertainment" and between "Galleries" and "The Oscars," of course. We miss you, Tejano princess Selena, and we can't wait for the 2,563rd movie about you!

In other surprisingly-non-Tony-Curtis-related-news, here's Phoenix.com's 100 unsexiest men in the world.

¡Oh, wait! According to Tony Curtis's official Web site, he can be reached at 702.736.1767, but apparently you're supposed to ask him about his art if you call. Bleh. We'll give 1,000 NB bucks* to the first person who calls and tells him he singlehandedly ruined Sextette.



*Not good anywhere ever. But don't say a word to Hop Sing Thang or Mandoori. They send the money back to their families in Asia, and they're two of our best interns. Fortunately, they can't read.