Can a yawn be shocking?

Well, folks, word on the street is that tonight's "American Idol" elimination is going to come as a surprise to those who care. We're not going to officially change our prediction, 'cause that would lump us in with the aforementioned "those who care." We will, rather, speculate that a surprise elimination would send either Paris or Mandisa home, and, because, as we mentioned previously, the fat girl has not a chance in hell to win, Mandisa will be sent to the back of the buffet line tonight.

Anyway, we'll be watching this unfold with held breath in hopes that we die before we find any of this out. See you tomorrow! Maybe!