Macworld keynote revealed!

Rumors are flying about what Steve Jobs will announce today during his keynote speech at San Francisco's Macworld. Speculation has included Intel-powered Mac Minis to Apple-branded plasma TVs. However, we have a reliable source in San Francisco that has just sent word that, today, Apple is prepared to announce the latest in its groundbreaking portable entertainment line: the iDildo.

According to our source, the iDildo is a sleek, pocket-sized vibrator with a 30GB hard drive. It's the first dildo that holds up to 10,000 songs*. As well, it's possible to watch your favorite episodes of such shows as "The Office," "Lost" and "Battlestar Galactica" on the handheld device. However, unlike with the video iPod, the iDildo allows you to listen to music and watch video while pleasuring yourself. The iDildo comes in white, black or Apple's signature "Shuffled" and carries a retail price of $299. It has a fully rechargable 12-hour battery and includes Apple Earbuds, a bedside dock for recharging and lube. The one caveat is that the iDildo is non-returnable. There is a one-year warranty on parts and labor, though.



Well, we think it's safe to proclaim that Apple does it again! Unfortunately we have no word on the street date, but we can't imagine it's too far off. The iDildo sounds like another hit for Apple and one that will broaden its user base while retaining loyal customers so addicted to the company's trailblazing designs. Congratulations, Steve Jobs and Apple, on a job well done!

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